@43 minutes ago with 178391 notes
askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

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@46 minutes ago with 119217 notes

threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

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@1 hour ago with 32000 notes

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@1 hour ago with 66623 notes
randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA


FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

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@1 hour ago with 16762 notes

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

image

(via guy)

@1 hour ago with 321277 notes

gnarizardd:

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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@1 hour ago with 219396 notes

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@1 hour ago with 7156 notes
pub3:

omfgg

pub3:

omfgg

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@44 minutes ago with 211358 notes
babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

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@46 minutes ago with 181990 notes
@1 hour ago with 532926 notes

alexkisu:

It ain’t true love until you kiss after oral

(Source: ekisaleks, via acciogaga)

@1 hour ago with 73750 notes

majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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@1 hour ago with 132143 notes