when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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@23 hours ago with 166738 notes

because-i-have-us:

renirabbit:

yougotkronwalled:

burrayeksa:

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team. 

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@23 hours ago with 292790 notes

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD

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@1 day ago with 273650 notes
ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
@1 day ago with 26241 notes

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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@1 day ago with 390543 notes

dramasbomin:

downloading-new-emotion:

commander-banana:

I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.

i’ve been looking for this post my entire life

you put it in words

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@1 day ago with 315546 notes

muscleluvr2:

i fucking hate when 17 year olds win big science awards or whatever why arent you jacking off in your basement you little shithead fucker. why couldnt you wait to accomplish something. little shit

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@1 day ago with 41788 notes
bricesander:

Me on the phone.

bricesander:

Me on the phone.

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@23 hours ago with 29547 notes
fuckyeahladygaga:

Madame Tussards in Sydney.

fuckyeahladygaga:

Madame Tussards in Sydney.

@1 day ago with 451 notes

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@1 day ago with 162748 notes

remember-the-alamos:

when you think someone’s cool but then it turns out they’re really homophobic

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@1 day ago with 38605 notes

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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@1 day ago with 581950 notes

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

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@1 day ago with 723273 notes

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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@1 day ago with 383464 notes